Happy (super) late new year

Well freaks, happy new year, though I know you don't care...  That's a bunch of crap.  CRAPAGGE!  Not cabbage, cabbage is amazing.  YEAH.  I LIKE CABBAGE. I'm not like a TS hater or anything, so don't come at me with pointy things, I afraid...  OH NO!  YOU HAVE NOW VIOLATED MY SPACE!!!!  Here's a Bart Baker parody!