The death of the world in bluekt green

Well, you like key of awesome?  I do.  The say the real story of some songs, like this one.

Makes me laugh every time XP

So..... You wanna read a book about squirrels?

Well, I just kind of had nothing to do...  So I was gonna post...  IDK what about....  So, yeah.  You like cheese?  I like cheese.  My little bro is obsessed in my best friend, LIKE WHAT DO I DO!?  I tried talking to him about the fact that, um, how do I put this nicely....  SHE DOESN'T LIKE YOU!!!!  And he shoved me in a closet...  So yeah.  Oh, and he wants to get a gmail so he can make a blog about my friend, but he has yahoo....  So yeah.  My life is overendinglypopcyle.

Freaky Geeky

I'm a guy!!!  Like why do I have a blog???  (O_O)/`  I wish I had a piece of pizza right now, I'm like so freakin' hungry!!!  Who took my shoe?  This is what me is thinking.  My stomach is thinking it's spelled stomache.  Like that.  Like an E.
What do girls think about???  *thought bubble and dream music* Like O.M.G!  I need to lose weight!  I like weigh as much as a cat!  My nails are so short, I need a manicure....  My head hurts!!!  I just need to lay down for five minutes only to get up again for no reason what-so-ever, then walk around for no reason only to lay back down!  I HATE MY LIFE!!!!
Maybe, IDK but it's fun to do.  SELFIE!

Nailed it.  Now that's how it's done girls.  AND with a LAPTOP!  BOBOOSH!!!  So, SHUT IT cause imma tell you a random story about something that has nothing to do with this.  So, I like pie, and one time, I ate a pie.  Now let's all look at a random Chinese dude with a wig on!

I'm sick of you freaks.